I had some stuff to tell you. . .

. . . but it's slipped through the steel sieve of my mind.

So in the meantime, check out the genius of one of my all-time favorite journalists: DJ Henrik X. Be sure to take a good long look at his picture before you start reading his marvelous words.

Oh wait - - I've just remembered my announcement. . . but it's not urgent. Go read DJ Henrik X.