Not for Landlubbers

If that msn.com article you're reading just isn't stimulating it enough, then filter it through the 'talklikeapirate' engine to add some 4-months-at-sea, maggot-ridden bread-eatin'-toothless-scurvy pirate dialect to your web-reading!

Just prefix the following text before your desired URL in your browser, and walla! the engine goes to work inserting piratespeak into the article.

http://adactio.com/extras/talklikeapirate/translate.php?filename=

Hull finds new game has passed him by ahoy

The results are obviously machine-generated, but still pretty comical. I imagine if you used this on International Talk Like a Pirate day, your printer would go nuts spitting out mysterious crumpled papers marked with black spots.... (what's with all the pirate stuff lately?)

--- actually, this very blog is pretty funny when given the talklikeapirate treatment.