If that msn.com article you're reading just isn't stimulating it enough, then filter it through the 'talklikeapirate' engine to add some 4-months-at-sea, maggot-ridden bread-eatin'-toothless-scurvy pirate dialect to your web-reading!
Just prefix the following text before your desired URL in your browser, and walla! the engine goes to work inserting piratespeak into the article.
The results are obviously machine-generated, but still pretty comical. I imagine if you used this on International Talk Like a Pirate day, your printer would go nuts spitting out mysterious crumpled papers marked with black spots.... (what's with all the pirate stuff lately?)
--- actually, this very blog is pretty funny when given the talklikeapirate treatment